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'Who can I see about adjusting the thermostat?'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Man and Machine snoozing

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

The Complete Cycle.

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Cellular Plan

"Go! Go! Go! Go!" The hot video game where you're a peacemaker who disarms everyone in sight and sells them on the virtues of nonviolent communication.

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

Is this money for booze?

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

Depending on somebody else to do something right phobia: 'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

"Nine o’clock, water cooler, Claire and Sally – let’s do this!"

Swan songs of appliances Featuring: - Don't try to fix me 'cause it's too damn late - Somethin's really busted deep inside - and that old favorite, time to say good-bye

'I pretend to work.They pretend to pay me!'

"I've had enough reports for one day. Bring me some gossip."

'I tried fixing it myself, but no joy I'm afraid.'

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'