Controller Whisperer T-Shirts

"Go! Go! Go! Go!" The hot video game where you're a peacemaker who disarms everyone in sight and sells them on the virtues of nonviolent communication.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

Fixing the Computer.

Man and Machine snoozing

Computer help.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"I think we could work very well together."

'Interactive TV news.'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'Don't keep complimenting them on their work, or before you know it they'll be asking for a rise.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Cellular Plan

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

Where baby grand pianos come from.

Plug Me In Stupid

"Oh...that's not good."

"Yeah, my master is a car enthusiast too, but instead of going on joy-rides with me, he spends his weekends tinkering with the engine..."