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Health and safety nightmare.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Support groups for car repairs.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

Psychic car mechanics.

When did you last have your oil changed?

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"It's worse than I thought."

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system