Safety Whisperer Pillows

Health and safety nightmare.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Support groups for car repairs.

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

When did you last have your oil changed?

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

Psychic car mechanics.

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"It's worse than I thought."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

He did love tinkering on his cars.

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."