Safety Communicator Pillows

'The FSA is keen on new ways to get it's message across...'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man using to much bug spray

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Baby on board.

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Fear of news.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.