Calming Communicator Pillows

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Don't even think about it."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Words of Love

Woman followed by devices.

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime marriage.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Yogi back in 5.

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

Relax.

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"I've been feeling more transparent."

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

I'm afraid nurse Wilcox can't have a supportive caring chat with you until she's had the appropriate training.

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."