Calmness Guru Pillows

"Those rocks? Oh, they're not a problem until we actually hit them."

"Since Bob's started meditation, he's been able to control his foul temps a lot better..."

Where your mind & battle are los

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Energy saving mode

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Brave explorers of the world"

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

New Hampshire Minute

"Dude. You seem tense."

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

How to recover from a bad day