Calmness Curator Pillows

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

'I used to worry that I'd fall asleep meditating. Now I look forward to it.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Traffic calming ahead.

Consternation/Control

Murray tried living in the moment. But then his phone rang and he went right back to living paycheck to paycheck.

Homo Gamus

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Meditation

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

All we have in life is this moment...

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Relax.

'So, your anger management class is working?'

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Sea of Tranquillity

The Secret Life of Pens

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

Calm in the Face of Chaos

'Painter'