Calmness Curator Prints

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

'I used to worry that I'd fall asleep meditating. Now I look forward to it.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Traffic calming ahead.

Consternation/Control

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

Murray tried living in the moment. But then his phone rang and he went right back to living paycheck to paycheck.

Homo Gamus

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Meditation

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

All we have in life is this moment...

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Relax.

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

Sea of Tranquillity

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

The Secret Life of Pens

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"