Calmness Creator Prints

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

All we have in life is this moment...

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Relax.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Sea of Tranquillity

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

"Is something bothering you?"

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'The therapy is working... I don't use all caps in emails anymore.'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

"Darn it, she's unreachable when she gets her inbox down to zero."