Calmness Seeker Pillows

'The anger management is working... there were fewer veins popping in his forehead tonight.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"King Kong is now King Calm, proof that coffee cup messaging matters."

Anger Management Counselling

Anger Management Class.

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it.' (anger management clinic).

"I want anger management, and I want it now!"

The eat well - lose weight - be calm diet.

Anger Management Class Cancelled.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Fight or Flight

Cat in a flap

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I love this time of day."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"It feels good to unwind..."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."