Calmness Seeker Prints

'The anger management is working... there were fewer veins popping in his forehead tonight.'

'If you'll just relax and trust me on this...

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"King Kong is now King Calm, proof that coffee cup messaging matters."

Anger Management Counselling

Anger Management Class.

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it.' (anger management clinic).

"I want anger management, and I want it now!"

The eat well - lose weight - be calm diet.

Anger Management Class Cancelled.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Fight or Flight

Cat in a flap

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I love this time of day."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Crowded Ice Fishing