Calmness Seekers Pillows

Customs at the L.A. Airport

I got woken by my neighbour's fire alarm last night. - 'I went to dial 999 but I hit the 'hash' key by accident.' - 'I got put through to the Jamaican Embassy...' - 'They just said, 'Take it easy, Peel. Everything is gonna be alright.'' -

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

All we have in life is this moment...

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Relax.

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Muzak's Top 10

Working from OM.

Feathered frenzy

Just in time

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Arabian island

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"At last - no Trump."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Binary Meditation.

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'