Calmness Guru T-Shirts

"Those rocks? Oh, they're not a problem until we actually hit them."

"Since Bob's started meditation, he's been able to control his foul temps a lot better..."

Where your mind & battle are los

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Energy saving mode

"Brave explorers of the world"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

'Idle' Home Exhibition

New Hampshire Minute

Dogs can dream too.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."