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'Haven't you ever wondered why I'll live 50 years longer than you?'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

All we have in life is this moment...

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Relax.

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

Sea of Tranquillity

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

"Is something bothering you?"

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

Old man in pub threatening the live band with CS gas

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

Consternation/Control