Calmness Advocates Gifts

'Haven't you ever wondered why I'll live 50 years longer than you?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

All we have in life is this moment...

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Relax.

'So, your anger management class is working?'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Sea of Tranquillity

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"Is something bothering you?"

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

Old man in pub threatening the live band with CS gas

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'If you'll just relax and trust me on this...

Consternation/Control

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"