Quiet Life Advocates Gifts

Taggers rest retirement village

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Relax.

"So, you're staying in then?"

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

Old man in pub threatening the live band with CS gas

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'Cuckoo!' (Silent Cuckoo in Monastery).

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"You're going to be OK, Frank. Just remain clam."

'Haven't you ever wondered why I'll live 50 years longer than you?'

"For heaven's sake try to relax now you're retired."

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."

Hermit

Another sleepy one town horse.

'I live in quiet desperation - it was either that or Tunbridge Wells.'

Noise Abatement Society

'Would you mind turning your radio down?'

World Peace

'You need to play quieter. Pretend your cars are hybirds.'

The Organ Grinding Nuisance Pt. 2

"I've never liked his stillness."

'I wish those kids would keep the noise down, I can't even hear myself think!'

'Why live each day to the fullest? You have 9 lives.'

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

'Anything else you'd like to talk about, but can't - besides the vow of silence?'

"Tell me about your fear of speaking."

"The tumble weed probably set it off."

"They sent us home early today... the teachers needed some quiet time!"

"I don't suppose social distancing makes much difference to you Ron. People have been avoiding you like the plague for years!"

"You know your father...anything for a quiet life"