Quiet Night Advocate Gifts

"So, you're staying in then?"

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

She required plenty of personal space.

"There goes our early night."

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

Grants & Recipients

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

"Milo, are you feeling that Daisy is 'leaning in' more? Did you guys try any of the homework? I know, let's try not napping, can we try this? No?"

Old man in pub threatening the live band with CS gas

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

The Slumber Party.

'It was bad enough that Cheryl fell asleep at the office.

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'I finally got Benson to get to the job on time. My next chore is to keep him awake on the job.'

The John Cage Carollers

Tonight's special - the violin player is home with the flu.

Taggers rest retirement village

"For heaven's sake try to relax now you're retired."

Silent Night.

"I thought we were having a quiet night in?"

'It's a shocker - he was caught having a quiet night in with a mug of Horlicks.'

'Would you mind turning your radio down?'

'If I want to listen to music in otherwise total silence I'll have a night in with Geoff.'

World Peace

Office worker sleeping at desk behind sign Be Back in 5 Minutes

2020 was a rough year for lip readers. (sad man wearing a mask, not able to read lips)

'You need to play quieter. Pretend your cars are hybirds.'

The Organ Grinding Nuisance Pt. 2

"I hate Daylight Saving Time."

"Tell me about your fear of speaking."

'I wish those kids would keep the noise down, I can't even hear myself think!'

"The boss says we should concentrate on our core competencies. So I'll soon be earning my money by shopping online, drinking coffee, and sleeping in the office!"