Quiet Night Aficionado Gifts

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

'If I want to listen to music in otherwise total silence I'll have a night in with Geoff.'

Club Antisocial

Hush puppy.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"There goes our early night."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

Free Little Library

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

The John Cage Carollers

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

Card night for introverts.

Make America Quiet

"Shh, too much racket."