Silent Night Aficionado Gifts

The John Cage Carollers

Buster Keaton

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

"There goes our early night."

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Interesting encounters in history.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

Abundance of Caution

Charlie Chaplin

'Modem Times,'

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

Buster Keaton

Charlie Chaplin

'Say when.'

Pola Negri

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Louise Brooks caricature

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

"Look, can we just cut the sh*t today?"

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

'He's the strong silent type.'

Every Night is Over 60's Night

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

Gloria Swanson caricature

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

Silent Night.

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"

"Lieutenant! I said get me a chaplain!"

"Don't be fooled by the moustache. I'm not Hitler, I'm Chaplin."

"I keep telling you, it's running on the nights and weekends schedule!"