Silent Night Seekers Gifts

"As spokesman for Mary and the whole Joseph family, I've been asked to request you not 'parum pum pum pum' while the baby is sleeping."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

'Silent type, eh?'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Busy thoughts of people at a silent retreat.

"People used to be more considerate."

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"When I'm not in school, I have trouble sleeping."

St. Lukes Silent Order

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Large Print Librarian.

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'I'm watching you.'

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

Looking at Life: Then and Now.

"I have a date with Gregorio. We're going dancing. I like doing things...that make me feel younger!"

Zzzzzzzzz...

'Cuckoo!' (Silent Cuckoo in Monastery).

It's so quiet here, now that the goldfish is gone.

Free Little Library

"Good night!"