Stillness Advocate Gifts

"I've never liked his stillness."

Self help acupuncture

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Guru.

"Is this who I am?"

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"Cat with nine still lives"

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Relax.

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Creative napping

Reserved Parking

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Amongst the rush.

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

Sea of Tranquillity

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

Artist and chiken

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.

"Depressed and anxious by time flying past? Be positive, think how much faster it would go if you were enjoying yourself."