Stillness Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Hush puppy.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Cat with nine still lives"

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"Cat got your tongue?"

Confucius say: shut up.

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Amongst the rush.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Artist and chiken

'What luck!'

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

Sea of Tranquillity

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Working from Om