Still Life Aficionado Gifts

'Hurry up man, I can't hold this forever,'

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

Artist ignoring a nude in favour of flowers.

"I believe it's from his lockdown period."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Prisoner still life painting.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Lumiere brothers caricature

"Cat with nine still lives"

A Christmas tree self portrait

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Eugene Delacroix

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Amongst the rush.

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Artist painting a dancer.

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

Artist and chiken

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

"You paid 1000 words for this picture!?"