Still Life Art Gifts

Still Life With Nordic Track

Artist and chiken

The Painter.

Scarecrow Painting

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Painting clouds

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Convenience.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Prisoner still life painting.

"Cat with nine still lives"

Industrial Beautification van

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

Tiger

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

"She's had a lot of work done."

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

The Still Life Revolts

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

Do you realize, we're posing for Cezanne!