Still Life Gifts

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

Prisoner still life painting.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The Still Life Revolts

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Still life?

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

Drawing.

'Hey! Mellow out you idiots - This is supposed to be a still life!'

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Still Life With Nordic Track

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Amongst the rush.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

Artist and chiken

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Do you realize, we're posing for Cezanne!

Hey, who moved my easel?

Scarecrow Painting

Boris Bike

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

Artist's Imagination

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

The Painter.

'Anyone want to get together for a still life?'

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

Artist ignoring a nude in favour of flowers.