Still-life Humor Lover Gifts

'How much longer can I hold this pose?' (flower in vase being painted).

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

Prisoner still life painting.

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"Cat with nine still lives"

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

How it started: How it's going

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Artist and chiken

"I wrote my thesis on 'Tears of A Clown: Irony or Paradox?'"

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

Sisyphus, 117 million years on

"I hope this isn't the start of an insensitive joke that was once considered funny."

The Still Life Revolts

Do you realize, we're posing for Cezanne!

I wanna find out about your let to buy options!

American Gothic lol

Still life?

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.