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Artist and chiken

The Painter.

Scarecrow Painting

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Painting clouds

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Convenience.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Prisoner still life painting.

"Cat with nine still lives"

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Industrial Beautification van

Tiger

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

The Still Life Revolts

Do you realize, we're posing for Cezanne!

'Spread your wings now.' 'Bugger off, you weirdo.'

Still life?

Topiary By Numbers

"Talk to you later, I'm going off-line for a while"