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Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Still Life With Nordic Track

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Prisoner still life painting.

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Cat with nine still lives"

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Amongst the rush.

Artist and chiken

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

Recording Studio

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

The Still Life Revolts

Do you realize, we're posing for Cezanne!

Hey, who moved my easel?

Home Video

"All this just to take a selfy!"

'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

Drawing.

Wife uploading film of snoring husband onto Youtube.