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Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Prisoner still life painting.

"Cat with nine still lives"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Amongst the rush.

Artist and chiken

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Recording Studio

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

The Still Life Revolts

Do you realize, we're posing for Cezanne!

"All this just to take a selfy!"

Still life?

Drawing.

'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

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