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'Hurry up man, I can't hold this forever,'

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

Artist ignoring a nude in favour of flowers.

"I believe it's from his lockdown period."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Still Life With Nordic Track

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Prisoner still life painting.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"Cat with nine still lives"

Lumiere brothers caricature

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

A Christmas tree self portrait

Two New Paintbrushes

Eugene Delacroix

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Amongst the rush.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

Artist painting a dancer.

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

Artist and chiken