Still Life Lover T-Shirts

Still life items, fruit and wine bottle, stretch and yawn, saying 'I'm aching, I thought he was never going to take a break.'

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Artist and chiken

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Art imitates life...

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Prisoner still life painting.

"Cat with nine still lives"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Amongst the rush.

Ancient Farming Practises.

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

Early career fair

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

'It's turned out well. Just a pity it went so woefully overbudget.'

The Still Life Revolts

Your Sculpture while you wait.

Do you realize, we're posing for Cezanne!

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Scarecrow Painting

Drawing.