Still Life Lover T-Shirts

Still life items, fruit and wine bottle, stretch and yawn, saying 'I'm aching, I thought he was never going to take a break.'

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Artist and chiken

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Art imitates life...

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Still Life With Nordic Track

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Prisoner still life painting.

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Cat with nine still lives"

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Ancient Farming Practises.

Amongst the rush.

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

Early career fair

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

The Still Life Revolts

'It's turned out well. Just a pity it went so woefully overbudget.'

Your Sculpture while you wait.

Do you realize, we're posing for Cezanne!

Hey, who moved my easel?

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.