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Do you realize, we're posing for Cezanne!

Artist's Imagination

"Cat with nine still lives"

The Still Life Revolts

'Anyone want to get together for a still life?'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Still life?

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Still Life With Nordic Track

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Prisoner still life painting.

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

Amongst the rush.

Artist and chiken

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Scarecrow Painting

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

Hey, who moved my easel?

Boris Bike

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Drawing.

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

Artist ignoring a nude in favour of flowers.