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Do you realize, we're posing for Cezanne!

Artist's Imagination

"Cat with nine still lives"

The Still Life Revolts

'Anyone want to get together for a still life?'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Still life?

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Prisoner still life painting.

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Amongst the rush.

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Artist and chiken

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

Drawing.

Boris Bike

Scarecrow Painting

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

The Painter.

Artist ignoring a nude in favour of flowers.

"Hmmm... that's more like it!"

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"