Still-life Seeker T-Shirts

Hey, who moved my easel?

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Still Life With Nordic Track

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Prisoner still life painting.

"Cat with nine still lives"

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Working from OM.

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

"At last - no Trump."

Feathered frenzy

Just in time

Arabian island

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Amongst the rush.

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Sea of Tranquillity

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.