Still-life Seeker T-Shirts

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Prisoner still life painting.

"Cat with nine still lives"

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Working from OM.

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"At last - no Trump."

Feathered frenzy

Just in time

Arabian island

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Amongst the rush.

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

Artist and chiken

Sea of Tranquillity

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'