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'Next semester, we're having art time after lunch.'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Hmmm... that's more like it!"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Prisoner still life painting.

"Cat with nine still lives"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

Rembrandt's Selfies

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

Amongst the rush.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

Artist and chiken

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

The Still Life Revolts

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

'It's done wonders for my self-esteem.'

Do you realize, we're posing for Cezanne!

"Maybe we’ll get back together one day."

Still life?

Artist.

Drawing.

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.