Still Life Admirer Pillows

'Next semester, we're having art time after lunch.'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Hmmm... that's more like it!"

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Prisoner still life painting.

"Cat with nine still lives"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

Rembrandt's Selfies

Amongst the rush.

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

Artist and chiken

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

The Still Life Revolts

Ok, I know a sarcastic slow clap when I hear one.

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

'It's done wonders for my self-esteem.'

Do you realize, we're posing for Cezanne!

"Maybe we’ll get back together one day."

Artist.

Drawing.

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.