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"You know, I'm happy in my world of low expectations."

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'What ever happened to whittling?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Playing pig

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

That's the worst case of 'cow arse' I've seen in a child!

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 2

Shepherd looks down in valley to see sheep formed into the shape of the word "BAA".

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

Nice six-pack!

Rabbit Protest, No to a ban on fox hunting.

A bear reads 'Eat Poop Sleep' on the beach

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

"You're wearing it backwards."

"Guys, can you please stay still for a second so that I can do the Spring lamb-census?"

'I can see you!'

Grace and Marion Jeddler dancing

Cottage cupcakes.

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'I'm off to the city for some peace and quiet.'

'It's got all the original features.'