Simple Life Admirer Gifts

"You know, I'm happy in my world of low expectations."

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'What ever happened to whittling?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

That's the worst case of 'cow arse' I've seen in a child!

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 2

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

Shepherd looks down in valley to see sheep formed into the shape of the word "BAA".

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Nice six-pack!

Rabbit Protest, No to a ban on fox hunting.

"Guys, can you please stay still for a second so that I can do the Spring lamb-census?"

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

"You're wearing it backwards."

A bear reads 'Eat Poop Sleep' on the beach

'I can see you!'

Grace and Marion Jeddler dancing

Cottage cupcakes.

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'It's got all the original features.'

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

Chicken House.