Simple Living Enthusiast Gifts

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'The next time I get involved it's going to be with a meat and potatoes kind of guy.'

'How do I remain his best friend? We never discuss politics or religion.'

"Papi, how come we don't live in a mansion?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Your Future Home.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"What about my footprint?"

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

"You should consider buying."

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

COP26

EXXON EXTINCTION

Climate Change Report

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Bike powered computer.

The Finding Yourself Hour.