Simple Living Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The next time I get involved it's going to be with a meat and potatoes kind of guy.'

'How do I remain his best friend? We never discuss politics or religion.'

"Papi, how come we don't live in a mansion?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

Your Future Home.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"What about my footprint?"

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

COP26

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

"You should consider buying."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Climate Change Report

EXXON EXTINCTION

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'

Bike powered computer.

The Rudges' peaceful home

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"