Simple Living Lover Gifts

'It's a bill for the firewood. Dang, we're still living beyond our means.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"Straighten up that tonsure."

'Watch yourself.'

The Finding Yourself Hour.

The Rudges' peaceful home

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Artist and chiken

"No wonder it was so affordable."

Maternity ward on the farm.

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

Man and woman with laundry

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

'We'll never make it: you're gourmet coffee and craft beer, I'm instant and light.'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."