Simple Living Lover Gifts

'It's a bill for the firewood. Dang, we're still living beyond our means.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

'Watch yourself.'

"Straighten up that tonsure."

The Finding Yourself Hour.

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

The Rudges' peaceful home

Artist and chiken

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

"No wonder it was so affordable."

Maternity ward on the farm.

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

Man and woman with laundry

'We'll never make it: you're gourmet coffee and craft beer, I'm instant and light.'

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."