Rustic Living Lover Gifts

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

When Hillbillies entertain a lot: 'GUESTS ONLY!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"The new house is almost ready!"

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

The Rudges' peaceful home

Country life

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Tonight's specials are printed on the side of the barn. ? Bar.

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Grandparents with their grandchild

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

Early American Think Tank.

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

House Hunters of the Old West

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'