Rustic Living Aficionado Gifts

'Dun Gazumpin'

Restroom for guests only - Rustic Lodge management,

Crapper post box.

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Thatched roof car.

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"You should consider buying."

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

Country life

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Grandparents with their grandchild

House Hunters of the Old West

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Early American Think Tank.

Related

Be Believable Anywhere, Anytime in these Quality Fib Overalls.

"No, but I did have my bathroom redone in a rustic decor."

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

Computerized House

Before Electric Fences