Rustic Decor Enthusiast Gifts

"No, but I did have my bathroom redone in a rustic decor."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Posh Easter Egg

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

King Madras

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Pea green

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."