Rustic Decor Lover Gifts

Though initially enthusiastic about natural childbirth, the Millers felt their midwives took the concept too far.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Redneck "Still" Life...

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Mid-century Father

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Country life

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

Early American Think Tank.

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

Smiley

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

Be Believable Anywhere, Anytime in these Quality Fib Overalls.

"Gourmet burgers on rustic platters - coming right up!"

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

Related

"No, but I did have my bathroom redone in a rustic decor."

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

Before Electric Fences

Fashions From Pier 1 - The Double-Breasted Wicker Suit

Laga Lamp.

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

'Sure been busy! Good thing it's the slow time of year!'

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"