Traditional Decor Lover Gifts

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Mid-century Father

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"That's still too high"

'The old one fell apart.'

Feng Sushi

Non Drip Paint

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut."

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Unconventional Music Player

'I just love the way you've done the stone cladding.'

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

'Because mastodon fur is out of STYLE, that's why'

'What's the use of having throw pillows if you can't throw them?'

'I don't care if the Louis XV style is fashionable these days. I'm not going to use this wooden stump my wife gave me.'

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

"I just love your Lounge Roger. It's got a real minimalist feel to it."

"Very Republican. I love it."

"I'm not angry. I just want to know what you have against 17th-century Isfahan rugs."

"And notice the unique island this kitchen offers. . ."

Ants carrying book on Feng Shui.