Traditional Decor Lover Mugs

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Mid-century Father

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"That's still too high"

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'The old one fell apart.'

Non Drip Paint

Feng Sushi

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Unconventional Music Player

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut."

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

'I just love the way you've done the stone cladding.'

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

'What's the use of having throw pillows if you can't throw them?'

Contemporary Furniture. This is an accent table. No wonder I'm having trouble understanding it.

'I don't care if the Louis XV style is fashionable these days. I'm not going to use this wooden stump my wife gave me.'

'Because mastodon fur is out of STYLE, that's why'

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

"I just love your Lounge Roger. It's got a real minimalist feel to it."

Ants carrying book on Feng Shui.

"Very Republican. I love it."

"Look who found God."