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Fashions From Pier 1 - The Double-Breasted Wicker Suit

Smiley

Crapper post box.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Baby squirrel & Berries

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Pillows in love.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"We're out of flowers."

Robotic Flower Arranging

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

Missing sock

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Art Gecko.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"Butt cracker"