Modern Rustic Gifts

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"He barely hers anymore."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Snoopy with Laptop

"Surprise!"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

Country life

High Tech/Low Tech.

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.