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"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"He barely hers anymore."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Surprise!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

Country life

High Tech/Low Tech.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."