Modern Rancher Gifts

Rounding up Bulls.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Motorherd

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Wild West Text Showdown

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Young MacDonald

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Er... vicar - does the church have a position on the donation of GM vegetables for the Harvest Festival?'

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

Drones Unlimited